This is where some sort of introduction goes, right? Pretty much the first words you read on this page. It makes sense that this would be where you’d want to learn a couple quick facts about me, the author, before you move on to the things that are actually… you know… interesting.

I’m damp.

Here’s a picture of me. Naturally, the best and most photogenic images of me are the ones where you can’t really make out many details, or see my face clearly.  Much like the mighty and noble Sasquatch, I prefer to be seen in blurry, amateurish portraits, preferably at a safe distance.

I’ll probably improve all this during the week.  Give me time. And just in case I don’t… hello, Fancon!